Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Woody Allen Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm

John Carradine Dr. Bernardo

Lou Jacobi Sam Musgrave

Louise Lasser Gina

Anthony Quayle The King

Tony Randall The Operator

Lynn Redgrave Queen

Burt Reynolds Switchboard

Gene Wilder Dr. Doug Ross

Jack Barry Himself

Elaine Giftos Mrs. Ross

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Toni Holt Herself