The Onion Movie

Len Cariou Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto Sensei

Steven Seagal Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin Dana Dobbs

Don McManus Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield